Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dirty Quartet

This Idiot, and the act he's engaged in here, are the reason some coins are dirty. But he's worth it. Just wash your hands, as you would after handling a dead, pox-riddled rat.

This morning This Idiot and I went visiting, which means a walk from Union Square to the Lower East Side. We found three pennies on the sidewalk, two of which were exceedingly filthy (one pocket for kleenex and lip-gloss, another for dirty money). The fourth was found in a hair salon.

Total haul for the day = .04 and a new 'do

TOTAL to date = $17.88 and looking good


Christopher said...

this is gross.

Mame said...

Next you'll tell me that scooping up your cat's pee all clumped together with kitty litter is hygienic and not gross.