This Idiot, and the act he's engaged in here, are the reason some coins are dirty. But he's worth it. Just wash your hands, as you would after handling a dead, pox-riddled rat.
This morning This Idiot and I went visiting, which means a walk from Union Square to the Lower East Side. We found three pennies on the sidewalk, two of which were exceedingly filthy (one pocket for kleenex and lip-gloss, another for dirty money). The fourth was found in a hair salon.
Total haul for the day = .04 and a new 'do
TOTAL to date = $17.88 and looking good
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2 comments:
this is gross.
Next you'll tell me that scooping up your cat's pee all clumped together with kitty litter is hygienic and not gross.
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